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4 Funny Detective Stories - Starring Maynard Soloman
Banal
Cleansing Eden: The Celebrity Murders (Groupees Edition)
Kick It with Conviction
The Noir Issue
4 Funny Detective Stories - Starring Maynard Soloman
“Maynard is the philosopher-cum-man-of-action that we all wish we could be, the detective who solves mysteries by turning idiocy against itself.” – Peter Rozovsky, Detectives Beyond Borders (Spinetingler Award winner)
“I recommend to everyone who is looking for a quick read. It’s perfect for that pick me up laugh, that bathroom read, that afternoon escape.” - Molly Edwards, Reviews by Molly
Banal
Is a writer suffering from a never ending bout of writer’s block capable of murder? Or is he simply bored with his life? In this previously published short story by bestselling noir author, Vincent Zandri, a writer commits the ultimate act of destruction to a neighbor and friend if only to finally uncover the one story he needs to write himself out of his troubles. But then, not all murders are what they appear to be. Nor are all stories.
Cleansing Eden: The Celebrity Murders (Groupees Edition)
“Cleansing Eden is a highly suspenseful read. Benjamin Sobieck has an inventive way with words. He writes with a voice that’s strong and uniquely his.” – Debbi Mack, New York Times bestselling author of the Sam McRae series
“Cleansing Eden by Benjamin Sobieck is a gripping story about individuals who give up more and more of themselves over time, becoming the things they hate.” – Michelle Peden Vasquez, Life in Review
Kick It with Conviction
Seven crime/noir/drama/humour original stories from Fiona ‘McDroll’ Johnson
The Noir Issue
Featuring the works of old-schoolers and newcomers to the noir/crime-fiction genre. Packed with 64 pages of short, dark fiction and even shorter (and darker?!) poetry, there’s a little something for everyone with a hole in their soul—or a few bullets where there oughtn’t be.
Wild Bill
4 Odd Crime Stories
Maynard Soloman Legalizes Gay Knot Tying
Wild Bill
Will Hickox is a decorated FBI veteran with a legendary ability to cultivate informants, much closer to retirement than to the days when he earned the nickname “Wild Bill.” Operation Fallout should cut the head off of the Chicago mob and provide a fitting capstone to his career. When Outfit boss Gianni Bevilacqua dies and the resulting war places Fallout in jeopardy, Hickox does what he can to save it, and his retirement plans with his lover, Madeline Kilmak.
4 Odd Crime Stories
These four short, short crime stories push the boundaries of psychological fiction - and ways to tell about it. From a bully getting his comeuppance to the sinister side of a bizarre mental effect called ASMR, these quick reads are like firing pins for your brain.
Maynard Soloman Legalizes Gay Knot Tying
Fans of funny detective stories, meet Maynard Soloman. Some say he’s crusty, profane and clueless. If you ask him, he solves the world’s problems one case at a time.
In this short story, the Ol’ Badger runs into his estranged wife’s cult. In order to get a divorce, he’ll need to legalize gay marriage. Or be eaten as a human sacrifice.
He’d better hurry. The cult just bought ranch dressing.
- Bonus: Includes “Maynard’s 10 Signs Your Kid is in a Cult.”
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